Nicholas Zakas' Personal Blog A deviation from my usual tech writing

Conversation with a colleague

Me: we did have a ton of presence there, nice to see
Him: yeah, gave me a smile
Me: ah, I thought that was gas

(excerpted from IM)

Conversation with a friend

Her: ...and how long were you together?
Me: We were together for two years.
Her: Oh, and then what happened?
Me: Then we broke up.